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Joke of the Day

"New survey: 55% of men expect to pay on the 1st date. While the other 45% have never been on a 2nd date."

"Did you hear that the energizer bunny was arrested? He was charged with battery."

"What is 7'' long, rock hard, and makes girls scream at it's sight? The sock under my bed."

"When the cashier asks me ""Is that everything?"", I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her."

"I met a pirate the other day that had a steering wheel in his pants. I asked him what that was. He said: ""rrrr ...i don't what it izz but it's driving mezzz nuts"""

"The best joke of them all You."

"Why did the rooster buy mittens? So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now"

"Why did Eva Braun dislike giving Hitler blowjobs? Because he left a Nazi taste in her mouth."

"Canada is 50% ""a"""

"What does a Jewish man get when he runs into a wall with an erection? a broken nose."