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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the space in between Pamela Anderson's breasts? **Silicon Valley**"
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"What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association."
"A man from out of town walks into a bar... ...the locals know to duck."
"Q: who was the world's first carpenter? A: Eve, she made Adam's banana stand!"
"I accidentally answered my phone & panicked when I heard someone say ""hello?"" so I just did the best I could & made the fax machine noise."
"Me: Look. There's a deer. Hunter: Don't spook it. Me: *slowly stuffing a werewolf mask back into my backpack*"
"What did the cheeseburger name her daughter? Patty."
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say,""HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE!"" (ba dum tss)"
"Why can't dwarfs sing? Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk."
"What do you get when you cross a highway with a lawnmower? Killed."