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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the space in between Pamela Anderson's breasts? **Silicon Valley**"
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"Gimme your best Mickey Mouse/Disney character joke! Going on a Disney Cruise and need your funniest, raunchiest or most nasty joke involving a Disney character."
"Why did the cautious gambler never go camping? He didn't want to stake his tent."
"Where do the cleverest parrots live? In the brain tree forests!"
"What weapon is most feared by knights? A can opener."
"My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got fired because I couldn't concentrate."
"So a neutron walks into a bar He asks the bartender ""how much for drink?"" The bartender replies, ""For you, no charge."""
"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a well known six offender"
"Be alert! The world needs more lerts"
"Me: You ate all the cookies and your sister got none. What does that tell you? 4-year-old: I won."