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Joke of the Day
"How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb? I'm better than you!"
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"Police Chief: Why do you spend all your time trying to hit flies? Officer: You assigned me to the swat team didn't you?"
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"My friend is looking for a single, normal, well adjusted man. I told her to avoid twitter."