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Joke of the Day
"The Welsh are a very shy people They're really quite sheepish..."
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"The new federal health regulations require every citizen to take a half-hour daily walk. Now at least one part of Obamacare is constitutional."
"A wig walks into a bar. A wig walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a pint. Bartender replies ""No way man!"" Wig ""Why not?"" Bartender ""Have you seen yourself? You're off your head!"" ;D"
"What is a black guy's favorite game to play with the kids? Peekaboo."
"Im starting to see the bright side of being single.. ..If I tip the bottle towards the ceiling, light shines right through the Vodka. Facinating"
"I once attached a bunch of watches together to make a belt... I'll admit it was a waist of time."
"If a fish died in the ocean... ...does it become a marine corpse?"
"What is the best part about duct tape? It can turn ""no, no, no!"" Into ""mmm, mmm, mmm"""
"I realized today why some people spend their lives looking for bigfoot. He doesn't exist."
"What's black and white and red all over? A penguin dating Chris Brown."