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Joke of the Day
"How does a girl get a guy to eat shit? She wipes back to front."
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"What did the doctor say when his patient said ""I think I'm two spoons!"" ""Shut the fork up."""
"I told my friend that I disproved the theory of conservation of mass, But he didn't understand the weight of the situation."
"Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night? Because he was empty inside."
"""I was in a very generous mood today"" a woman says to her friend. ""I gave a poor beggar $25."" ""Thats a lot of money to give away"" says her friend. ""What did your husband say?"" ""He said 'Thank you'. """
"Who is the bees favourite singer ? Sting !"
"Wanna hear a joke? Your life"
"HUGE shout out to Will Smith! With out him we never would have survived the alien attack in '96. Happy Independence Day!"
"Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard"
"What do gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can both smell it but can't eat it."