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Joke of the Day

"Why do dyslexics drink tea when having a heated argument? Because they're having a sipping contest."

"What did the Ocean say to the Beach? Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever."

"Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720? Cos 720 is 1"

"PHIL COLLINS: Here tonight is the man who inspired my next song, ""Fat Shithead Clogged My Toilet."" [spotlight tracks me as I head for Exit]"

"oh, so now star wars is the best thing you've ever seen, is it? ""yes, and?"" so you've forgotten about the time we saw a snake wearing a hat?"

"What did the dog say when he chased his tail? This is the end."

"What's the difference between your mom and a chicken coop? There's a limit to the number of cocks that can fit into the coop."

"How can you tell your girlfriend is getting fat?? .. She fits into your wife's clothes"

"Donald trump wants to run for president, Why not? Wouldn't be the first time he's pushed a black family out of their home. (Snoop Dogg - /u/Here_Comes_The_King )"

"So PornHub recently revealed what people all over the world were searching most frequently; finally answering a question I've always asked... What is this world coming to!?"