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Joke of the Day

"Why do dyslexics drink tea when having a heated argument? Because they're having a sipping contest."

"This joke is so not funny... it makes Robin Williams want to kill himself. too soon?"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't, numbers aren't sentient beings..."

"- I'd like to make a reservation. - Name? - Matthew McConaughey. - Can you spell that for me? - No."

"Q:Why doesn't ed have a girlfriend? A: because she ran"

"Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there."

"Pretty sure HR is going to be paying me a visit, thanks to the CW that emailed to thank me for ""all the services I provided them""."

"""What does your mother do for a living?"" ""She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."""

"What did one amorous flea say to the other? I love you aw-flea."

"U2 sent their new album to every Apple device through the Cloud. I hear if you play the first song backwards you hear Bono saying ""Please buy our albums again. We're desperate."""