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Joke of the Day

"This joke is so not funny... it makes Robin Williams want to kill himself. too soon?"

"What do a fly and a boner have in common? You can't go to sleep without whacking it."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He took a sip of his coffee before it was cool."

"I think the only thing a bike helmet protects you from is getting laid"

"I think that, in the space race, the U.S.S.R. got to Mars first. Because mars is the red planet."

"I went to the store today and seen this sausage begging her mom for an overly expensive purse. She then began to cry when her mother said no.. What a brat"

"I've been smuggling transvestites across the Mexican border. It's not easy being a drag mule."

"me: wanna hang out? southern girl: well, dip me in honey butter, roll me around in mississippi sand and saddle a junebug to savannah me:"

"My wife calls herself a trophy wife. I told her that's because I won the participation award."

"Where does a Sith Lord do their shopping? The Maul."