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Joke of the Day
"Q:Why doesn't ed have a girlfriend? A: because she ran"
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"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door? Matt"
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"Netflix and chill is cool... But let's be honest guys, we know for most of you it's Netflix and Jill Edit: if you don't know who Jill is, take a look at your hand."
"How do you cure the hiccups? Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice."
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"told my Subway sandwich artist the toppings I wanted but then I whispered ""love"" so now I can't go to that Subway anymore"