197701
Joke of the Day
"I was going to tell a gay joke... But fuck it."
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"One day, I hope you choke on all the shit you talk."
"My first wife died from eating poison mushrooms; my second wife died of a fractured skull... She wouldn't eat her mushrooms."
"An Australian man walked in on his girlfriend getting changed and she said ""Have you heard of knocking?"" He said ""It doesn't ring a bell"""
"Him: What's your fantasy, baby Me: Me, you and my cat wearing matching sweatersWHERE ARE YOU GOING I HAVEN'T EVEN TOLD YOU ABOUT THE NACHOS"
"What's Forrest Gump's password to reddit? 1jennay1"
"please bring me a bottle of your freshest wine no more of this cheap old stuff"
"Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board."
"5 out of 6 people enjoy playing Russian Roulette."
"What did the 0 say to the 8 ? Nice belt."