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Joke of the Day
"I was going to tell a gay joke... But fuck it."
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"Do you know beer makes you smart? It made Bud wiser."
"You didn't have to say ""he's a male nurse."" When you said 'he' my psychic ability of gender discernment kicked in."
"Q. What do they call pastors in Germany? A. German Shepherds."
"I hate people that drink in order to have fun. Why can't they say it's great just to drink, whether you have fun or not?"
"I thought I share this gem What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man? .....Leave the plunger in the toilet!"
"How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes a doctor and two nurses to get it out."
"HEY PIGS STOP TRYING TO SWALLOW ENTIRE APPLES YOU KEEP DYING"
"What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch? There is no cod"
"Why is it called Black Friday? Because everything is a steal."