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Joke of the Day

"An Australian man walked in on his girlfriend getting changed and she said ""Have you heard of knocking?"" He said ""It doesn't ring a bell"""

"Norm Macdonald tells a good joke http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGr_7p5Ti0Q"

"She claimed to be a copy editor but she had no proof."

"Walking Talking Stephen Hawking"

"Don't act like you're serious about getting laid if your outfit is less than 70% leather."

"What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command."

"Cop: Know why I stopped you? Me: Cuz you SMELLED THIS DONUT? *tosses donut out window* Cop: ... Me: Aren't you gonna go get- Cop: Get out."

"Why is it always so sunny in Firefly and Serenity? Because they only have one season."

"When someone tells you that they cut their own hair, it's polite to act surprised"

"Queen Elizabeth is celebrating 60 years on the throne. I assume it was something she ate."