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Joke of the Day
"What's Forrest Gump's password to reddit? 1jennay1"
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"A nail walks into a bar And gets hammered."
"Never trust an atom They make up *everything*"
"Helen Keller joke thread anyone? Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? You would too if your name was WHHAARRFFUUURRRRGGGGRRRSSSHHHAAAAALLLLLLOOOPPPPMMMNNN!!!!!"
"What do you call an insane nocturnal blood-sucking parasite? A lunartick."
"Just saw a homeless guy yelling at his shadow. You know what that means right? SIX MORE WEEKS OF RECESSION!"
"Why does the homeless man only drink coffee? He had no proper tea.."
"What's black and looks good on a lawyer? An unconvicted felon."
"What do you call a lizard with sex problems? Ereptile Dysfunction"
"What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use? Uni-ball"