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Joke of the Day
"5 out of 6 people enjoy playing Russian Roulette."
Next Joke
"HER: do u have a condom ME: u bet [whistles] [an eagle flies thru the window & drops off a cat] H: holy shit M: ya sometimes he brings cats"
"Why do you love your baby so much. You've only known it for like 4 weeks."
"What's worse than AIDS? Beads."
"Why do milking stools only have three legs? 'Cause the cow has the udder"
"What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle? ""You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."""
"Don't Drake and drive or you'll end up at your ex's house."
"my cousin's baby is due tomorrow & my grandma keeps checkin her phone for news. waitin for the baby 2 text her like ""im here lol. from baby"""
"What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!"
"What I hate about pasta is how they change the shape and act like it's a different food. I'm out to expose the fraud."