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Joke of the Day

"There's a crying baby on my bus and I'm all ""shut up baby, you're not the one going to work."""

"The only people who received awards for African American Achievement at my brother's 5th grade graduation were black. Fucking racism."

"Want to hear a joke? Women's rights"

"*cop frisking me* Cop: ""theres nothin in your pockets that will poke me, right?"" Uh, no Cop: ""OW!"" *baby porcupine jumps out* RUN POKEY, RUN"

"Anytime I see a motorcyclist weaving in and out of traffic and performing tricks I always root for the pavement"

"Comic Sans Serif walks into a bar.... ... the bartender says: ""Get out! We don't serve your type here! """

"How do you keep a fool in suspense... I'll tell you tomorrow."

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand Binary and those who don't. *Edit: ""If you have to explain the joke, there is no joke."" - Joker*"

"Yo mama So fat I can stand on her belly and high five Jesus -Merry Xmas"

"*interview for new roommate* Ninja: I know it's a small place, but you won't even know I'm here."