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Joke of the Day

"Comic Sans Serif walks into a bar.... ... the bartender says: ""Get out! We don't serve your type here! """

"ME: *falls into gorilla enclosure* GORILLA: [in sign language] I have a boyfriend."

"I got my first blow job today It sucked"

"Fedoras most likely. Two hats are on a hat rack in a hallway. One says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on ahead.'"

"Trump's wives were immigrants. Proving again that immigrants will do jobs Americans won't."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? (gag noise) **Note: This joke is better when read aloud.**"

"Single life might be lonely, but at least I'm always with my favorite person"

"What do nuclear physicists do when they have time off? They go fission."

"Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in? Customer: No. Barber: Oh dear! Then I must have cut your throat."

"What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her? It's an aunt-*on*-him."