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Joke of the Day
"How do you keep a fool in suspense... I'll tell you tomorrow."
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"""Jessica wasn't usually dead. So when we found her dead we immediately knew something was wrong."" -Investigation Discovery"
"NEED HELP I'm in a situation that could require me to pull out some good jokes when asked. I need to hear the best jokes on the internet. The dirtier the better. Thanks in advance"
"Whenever I catch someone talking about me behind my back I tell them you discussed me"
"Hows a forwardly plural Hitler hailed as? Shitler"
"I'm 99% sure the plane Harrison Ford was in is from the Amelia Earhart exhibit at the Smithsonian."
"What does Gordon Ramsay say when he gets a rash? IT'S FUCKING RAW!"
"What goes vroom rrt... vroom rrt... vroom rrt... A blond at a flashing red light."
"Saying you like a lot of meat in your taco is received differently on Twitter than it is on Facebook. I know that now."
"How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft? When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No"