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Joke of the Day

"The couple from Little People Big World got a divorce. I guess you could say it was a short marriage."

"What does an envelope say when you lick it? Nothing. It just shuts up."

"Where do witches and wizards shop? Voldemart."

"My son asked me to get a tartan shirt for his birthday. So far I've only got him the prostitute."

"What do you call a farting Russian? Vladimir Putin ~ You can thank my 65 year old grandfather for this"

"My mate went bald ten years ago and he still has his old comb that he used to use . He just cant part with it."

"[at a bar] me: hey girl are u a wanted criminal girl: no me: oh ok [to a group of cops] shes not here, search the other building"

"when i hear fat people say that they've made mistakes, i always think to myself, ""yeaa...at the grocery store."""

"You know why Miss Piggy can't count to 70? She gets to 69 and has a frog in her throat. Edit"

"My wife thinks our sex life has got boring and I'm easily distracted... Oh well, better get back to it I suppose."