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Joke of the Day

"A banana went to see the doctor and was like ""doc I don't know what's wrong with me, I'm just not peeling well"""

"A woman walks into a bar She walks up to the counter and says to the bartender, ""Gimme a double entendre."" So he gives it to her."

"I know almost 100 jokes about scales, but only 1 of them is good... All the rest are tareable"

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By walking. JK...Rowling."

"I don't believe in horoscopes I'm leo, we're skeptical."

"I am proud to announce that I have developed a foundation to aid abused women It's real thick to hide the bruises"

"What do get when a ghost picks his nose? Boooooogers!"

"I'm allergic to football fields They send me into NFLactic shock."

"An elderly Asian man goes to the eye doctor The doctor takes one look at his eyes and says ""Sir, I think you have cataracts"". To which his patient replies ""No i don't, i drive a rincoln rontinental""."

"What is the temperature of a ton-ton? Luke warm"