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Joke of the Day

"I'm the guy in the meeting giving coworkers the throat slash motion when the boss says ""Anybody have anything else 2 add before we adjourn?"""

"Excuse me, are of French Royalty? Because M'damn"

"Next time you wave, use all your fingers."

"A solid way to make your waiter's head explode is to order a grilled cheese with no bread."

"The older I get, the more I understand why Squidward is always so annoyed."

"I asked my friend what he gave up for lent... He said Christianity."

"Once I get the creative juices flowing, I realize how disgusting that really sounds."

"What do you milk you can't see? Pasteurized milk."

"I wondered why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me... Tesicular cancer"

"Been reading up on the thesaurus lately because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage."