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Joke of the Day

"Once I get the creative juices flowing, I realize how disgusting that really sounds."

"Studies show... Studies show that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherfuckers."

"What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent Van Gogh? You gonna eat that?"

"Why are jeering baseball fans like Grammar Nazis? They make the badder worse."

"What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears? ... Britney asked to be hit one more time.."

"My girlfriend left me because she couldn't handle my OCD. I told her to close the door five times on her way out."

"Why the hate for necromancers?T They're just trying to raise a family."

"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so."

"What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin? ""I don't know what?"" ""We're sure not sending you to the store!"""

"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind it is too cheesy."