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Joke of the Day
"A solid way to make your waiter's head explode is to order a grilled cheese with no bread."
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"It doesn't take much to make a woman happy, but it takes even less to make her mad."
"What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman? Your place or mine"
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"What is a Mexican's most favourite sport? Cross-country"
"I'm really glad they invented shampoo. imagine having to wash your hair with real poo?"
"How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb? One or two? One.... or two?"
"This election has been a bit like watching porn... The hype was fun but now it's over I'm disgusted by what I'm watching."
"Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes? They looked both ways before they crossed."
"What happened when to the psychoanalyst when he went ice skating for the first time? A Freudian Slip"