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Joke of the Day

"What do you milk you can't see? Pasteurized milk."

"I'm really good at making women laugh out loud When they see me naked for the first time..."

"I got fired from the banana plantation for ""wasting resources"" All i did was throw out the Bent ones"

"What is the coolest food on the planet? Burr-ito!"

"I work in food service. .. We've cooked so many passover meals, it's like everyone is afraid of ovens."

"Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton are stranded on a boat in the middle of the ocean... Who survives? America."

"The Phantom Menace is easily the best Star Wars installment Jar Jar Binks is the best character."

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they're both stuck up cunts."

"My cleaning lady always leaves me a list of supplies she needs to clean the house. Not sure what she needs 20 boxes of cold medicine though"

"I like my women like I like my drain pipes. Covered in a thin layer of PVC and attached to a wall."