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Joke of the Day
"I got asked out by 12 girls out of the women's bathroom"
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"Where's Waldo wears stripes... because he doesn't want to be spotted"
"Russia might not celebrate thanksgiving but I'm pretty sure they will be frying a turkey."
"What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school? Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!"
"Jokes about stuttering ...are a big big, no no."
"Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she's dead."
"Breaking News! President Putin have decided to restore Crimea territory to Ukraine. But President Poroshenko was so drunk and just declined the offer."
"Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into."
"[a 2nd grade classroom 5 yrs from now] TEACHER: Khaleesi M, please leave Khaleesi S alone. Khaleesi T, I still need your permission slip"