197487

Joke of the Day

"My Pope joke effort Tried to buy some of the second hand stuff the Pope's selling on Vatican eBay but the payment service is down. Fucking Papal."

"What did I do before Twitter? Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY?!?!"

"I stopped writing poetry when I realized their only value was to threaten to read them to people if they didn't do what I wanted."

"Why was the 3 year old ethiopian kid crying He was having a mid life crisis"

"How many servers does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know, it's not my side work."

"I had to quit my job at the helium factory. No one talks to me like that."

"Guess what! Some blacks don't like whites, some whites don't like blacks! And nobody likes Mexicans! Big deal! Who cares!"

"This town's government... ""This town's government is excellent and spends your tax dollars efficiently."""

"What do you call a Asian walking a dog A vegetarian"

"I can't afford an electric toothbrush, so I just roll a baby hedgehog in some toothpaste and hold in it my mouth for 15 minutes."