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Joke of the Day
"My sex life is like my baseball career I've never made it to second base"
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"what did the indian chief say when his dog jumped off the cliff? dog gone"
"Did you hear about the priest that had a Nicotine patch on his dick? (NSFW) He's cut back to two butts a week"
"A black guy, a Muslim, and a racist walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""The usual, Mr. President?"""
"I've watched three episodes of ""I Shouldn't Be Alive"" tonight, adding ""outdoor enthusiast and survival expert"" to my online dating profile."
"What's the difference between a baseball and a fat girls pussy? You could probably eat a baseball."
"[Politics] Illegal immigrants are lucky The government is helping them escape the US ...and into mexico, where a booming ladder industry is providing plenty of jobs"
"Why dont Muslims play Dota? Because techies respawns"
"Somebody should open an arcade called The Jungle, and hire Axl Rose to welcome the customers."
"What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money? A goldfish!"