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Joke of the Day
"What do you say when the yoga teacher tells you to leave class for no reason? Nah, I'mma stay."
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"When you're in trouble at work, be frank... That way, when the boss finds out, Frank gets the blame."
"What was Hitler's favourite song? Knocking on ovens door"
"Had my son's hearing tested because he's always yelling. Turns out he's just an asshole. :("
"You shouldn't buy so much Velcro... It usually a ripoff"
"Sinead O'Connor has been found safe... She'd been missing for 7 hours and 15 days."
"Did you hear about the American Athlete who was stripped of all her medals? When Olympic officials tested her urine, they found traces of Lance Armstrong."
"I love jokes about video games. They work on so many levels."
"I ordered an Asian Hooker, she arrived 2 hours late She loves me wrong time."
"I blow-dried my hair, now it looks like the mane of a majestic lion who is really good at video games"