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Joke of the Day

"My Boss thought that getting a vasectomy would keep his wife from getting pregnant. All it did was change the color of the baby."

"Did you hear the joke about argon and krypton? It didn't get much of a reaction. ^^^^ill^just^be^on^my^way^out^now"

"Name an X-Man that is also a Transformer Bruce Jenner"

"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because they weren't born yesterday."

"Donald trump The last American president was black, polls suggest that the next president will be Donald trump..... Huh. I guess orange is the new black"

"Has anyone said 'Julia Roberts makes me feel like I don't have enough teeth'? Because I'd like to say that."

"I'm still disappointed that Penguin and Random House merged to become Penguin Random House and not the more hilarious Random Penguin House."

"Sister Mary Francis won the contest but I was runner-up... Technically, I'm second to nun."

"So a magician turns into a parking lot"

"If you were a pizza... you'd be a pizza shit!"