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Joke of the Day

"Nothing like an 8:00 meeting on a Monday morning to remind you that your best years are behind you."

"My pick-up line ""Hey girl are you a fallen angel? Because your face looks like it hit concrete."""

"The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar It was tense."

"*pulls out earbud* What? ""We need to talk."" *pulls out earbud* ""You've been spending too much time at Chernobyl."" *pulls out earbud* No way"

"%3. Ask Questions. 4. Use the face."

"What is Satan's favorite headset? S810."

"How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate its tit a lot"

"Why did the ghost cross the road? To get to the other side."

"A guy caught cold. His wife offers to make him Chicken Soup A chicken sitting nearby says ""Why don't you try Aleve first, ma'am?"""

"I went jogging one time why am I not thin?"