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Joke of the Day

"I was going to tell a joke about Donald Trump's presidential campaign.. but then I realized it was racist, too long, and didn't make any sense."

"John is swinging Lisa around with a period of 0.5 revolutions per second. What happens when the period is increased? John Unexpectedly paints his walls red."

"I was recently at an antiques store. I picked up a lamp and a genie popped out. He said ""I will grant you one wish, you can either have a long memory or a long penis"" I forget my response."

"Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College? Psi Phi."

"Did you want to row or paddle? Either oar..."

"If you're not into barrier reefs you will HATE the Great Barrier Reef"

"My dick is like my grades.... Because its curved."

"Nice shoes They really stand out"

"What are Mario and Luigis overalls made out of? Denim denim denim"

"What did the cumulus cloud say to the stratus cloud? Why arent you precipitating? (a joke me and my buddy came up with while driving. and its scientifically correct. lol)"