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Joke of the Day

"GOD: That's the last of the animals. Now add warning colors to the poison ones ANGEL: Will do GOD: But not all of them, keep some surprises"

"What's the worst part about smelling moth balls? Having to move the moth dick out of the way first."

"Why was the redditor banned? Voat manipulation."

"hey Liam Neeson is your ""particular set of skills"" gettin shit stolen from you, like, always ?"

"What is the clinical name of the surgical procedure performed on a transsexual woman transitioning into a man? Addadictomy"

"[SKYRIM JOKE] Why didn't the Nords win the theater audition? They should have acted."

"Who's this ""moderation"" character people keep telling me to drink with?"

"We have it so good in America that once a year we voluntarily do migrant work and call it apple picking."

"Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head? A. He thought he was a gorilla. (griller)!"

"Did you hear about the guy who needed to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted."