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"*hires skywriter* YOU CAN'T BLOCK ME"
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"Some joke my dad told me a long time ago What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to? Barbers."
"Chuck Norris doesn't count his chicken before they hatch. He cracks them and eats them."
"What's so bad about being a virgin, anyway? It means fucking nothing."
"Wana hear a Canadian joke? Toronto maple leafs."
"Barack Obama and Mitt Romney are both on a sinking ship... Barack Obama and Mitt Romney are both on a sinking ship; both of them are drowning. Who gets saved?!? The answer: AMERICA!!!"
"I made a dead body wearing a brassiere disapear. A-bra-cadaver!"
"If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom what do you have? A very large bedroom."
"How is eating a girl out like being a member of the mafia? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit!"
"What is Miley Cyrus's favorite color? Twerquoise"