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Joke of the Day

"Do you know anything about antiques? Cause I found a tampon in my backyard and I wanted to know what period it was from."

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Cold."

"I'm starting a talent agency that only represents those dudes in rap videos that just sorta stand around looking all hard."

"When God closes a door, he opens a window. Our heating bill is outrageous & six raccoons got in last night. Please God, this has to stop."

"I have to admit my heart broke a little when I heard the lady at Starbucks call the guy in line behind me ""sweetie"" too."

"Why do they call it a ""roach clip""? Cause ""pot holder"" was taken."

"What's the difference between r/politics and r/liberal? None"

"I guess Jesus turned water into wine... But I'm not too far behind because if I drink enough wine it tastes like water... so I got that going for me"

"Some of the weirdest looking Jehovah's Witnesses kept knocking on my door last night."

"[OC] Pun Joke (You might have to say this out loud) What did one smell say to the odor? ""You stink at telling jokes."""