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Joke of the Day

"I'm starting a talent agency that only represents those dudes in rap videos that just sorta stand around looking all hard."

"whats a feminist least favorite football team? MANchester united"

"Psychic convention canceled due to unforeseen circumstances"

"What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat? Their owner."

"Did you hear the one with the baby that had AIDS? Never gets old."

"My poop very recently stopped being imaginary. Shit just got real."

"I used to be into BDSM, beastiality, and necrophilia... But I realized I was just beating a dead horse. EDIT: poster does not condone the beating of any horse; living, dead, undead, or imaginary."

"When my buddy smokes weed with me, he calls it smoking me out. Apparently bringing over a pizza and eating him out means something totally different."

"Know any jokes about sodium? Na."

"Do you like fish sticks?"