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Joke of the Day

"I'm starting a talent agency that only represents those dudes in rap videos that just sorta stand around looking all hard."

"Why did the black man cross the road? Black men always follow the chicken."

"I always thought by 2013 we would have flying cars. Instead, we have blankets with sleeves."

"Apparently it's inappropriate to ask where her shoes are from when you're in the next stall."

"Why didn't the French soldier fight in the battle of France? He was on a summer retreat!"

"Sometimes you have to accept that the person you fall for isn't ready to catch you."

"Why did the sperm cross the road? ...'Cause I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning."

"I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering, 98 of them said, ""How the hell did you get in here?"""

"Women are like snorkels... They can go down, but occasionally need to come up for air."

"A man started a business in Afghanistan. He's making landmines that look like prayer mats. ""It's going well,"" he said. ""Prophets are going through the roof."""