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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between r/politics and r/liberal? None"
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"Did you know Hellen Keller had a treehouse? Neither did Hellen Keller."
"If a giant talking rabbit were trying to steal my cereal, I'd probably be too busy screaming and stabbing to call him ""silly."""
"What do a tomato and a gay quadriplegic have in common? They are both fruits that are kind of like vegetables."
"I'm with North Korea when comes to being offended by James Franco and Seth Rogen."
"[NSFW] What's green, and smells like pork? Kermit the Frog's finger."
"What do you call an object used as seating that can fly? A rocket lawn-chair."
"LIKE if you don't ring the doorbell... You just text or call to say you're outside."
"What's Irish and stays out all night? Patty O'Furniture."
"Anyone can overcome adversity. But it takes real strength to complain and then give up."