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Joke of the Day

"When I say ""I'm broke"" I don't mean I have $0. It means I have responsibilities to take care of before wastin' money on dumb stuff. Merica."

"Instead of taking The ""N"" word out of Huckleberry Finn, take it out of the brains of millions of bigots."

"Did you hear about the Jewish kamikaze pilot? He crashed his plane onto his brothers scrap metal yard."

"What type of pants does Mario wear? Denim denim denim"

"I spilled coffee all over my Macbook... ...now it won't go to sleep."

"Text: OMG! I can't believe you tweet such vile, offensive, filthy, sick things. You should be removed from society. GET HELP! Love Mom XO"

"Can someone please lecture me on their political views in an aggressive and condescending tone so I may realize the error of my ways?"

"The only spanish I know is from the song Feliz Navidad, so these last few days have been my time to shine."

"Bosses are like diapers... Always on your ass and normally full of shit"

"Dr Watson asks Sherlock Holmes... ""Holmes, why are you spreading fruit juice on my buttocks?"" ""Lemon entry dear Watson, Lemon entry"""