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Joke of the Day

"If two impoverished African nations went into battle against each other... ... Would that be a third-world war?"

"Jurassic Park, but all of the raptors are played by Jim Carrey."

"What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now? Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin."

"What do a gang member and a redneck have in common? They both know how to throw a good hoe down."

"How did we go from crappy gas station coffee to ""Yes I'll pay $7 for you to put that in a cup for me""?"

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *choke*"

"I have a photographer's memory Or is it photographic? I always forget."

"Some people are so poor, all they have is money."

"What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision? It's not my fault."

"What do you say to someone riding a stoned horse? Get off your high horse."