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Joke of the Day
"What do farmers say when something is important to them? It plays a big tractor."
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"Do you like fish sticks? Who are you? Kanye West?"
"Oh, so you wanna argue? BRING IT, I GOT MY CAPS LOCK ON !"
"I bought some dog scented cologne the other day... Now I get all the bitches."
"Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question...... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard."
"What comes between fear and sex? Funf!"
"If I poured phenolphthalein on you it would turn pink. Because you a basic bitch."
"What do you call a Skyrim fan that is good at CSGO? Nova'kiin"
"What's the difference between classical music and Barry white? A lot when you are having a prostate exam."
"I am 48 and my wife is 8 months pregnant. am i too old to be a dad?"