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Joke of the Day

"Oh, so you wanna argue? BRING IT, I GOT MY CAPS LOCK ON !"

"Condoms. I can't wrap my head around them."

"With Trump and Hillary as your options North America, You really should have voted for Deez Nuts"

"Drew Barrymore is so hot. That's why E.T. is one of my favorite movies."

"Bed Bath & Beyond sells like 7 things that people actually buy and then just a bunch of other stuff that's been there since 1998."

"Live today like it's your last!! But pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn't."

"Why can't pirates wear sunglasses? Because they have no buccaneers! Happy speak like a pirate day!"

"Explaining a fountain to a 3rd world country must be weird. 'Yeah we just shoot clean water into the air and throw our extra money into it'."

"What do you call it when you accidentally drop a flower? An oopsy daisy."

"I was going to make a subreddit about middle children today, But then I realised everyone would just forget about it."