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Joke of the Day
"If I poured phenolphthalein on you it would turn pink. Because you a basic bitch."
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"11: He shoots for her coffee. He SCORES! HE'S... Me: Grounded."
"My 4 year old niece's unintentional dirty joke. Why did the fan blow itself? Because it was turned on!"
"I'm pretty sober. But I'm prettier drunk."
"9gag anyone?"
"Unless you've studied Nazism at a Nazi university and you've read Mein Kampf (in German), your criticism of Nazism isn't valid -Nobody ever"
"Why does Snoop carry an umbrella? For drizzle."