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Joke of the Day
"I bought some dog scented cologne the other day... Now I get all the bitches."
Next Joke
"A threesome? No...if I wanted to disappoint two people at the same time I would go to dinner with my parents"
"astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day"
"Never look at the guy riding a unicycle, you're giving him what he wants"
"Simba was going too slow, so I told him to Mufasa."
"How many Nazis did it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, despite crimes against humanity they were efficient people and had state of the art engineering."
"There are two kinds of people in the world, those who masturbate... And fucking liars."
"I'm not suggesting Cher is a nazi, but at no point during ""If I Could Turn Back Time"" does she mention killing Hitler."
"I accidentally answered the phone with my last name and got promoted to homicide detective"
"What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're married."