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Joke of the Day

"she had the eyes of an angel, the squawk of a bird, the wingspan of an albatross, the beak of an albatross i think this girl is an albatross"

"My girlfriend made me watch a movie with her about how women struggled during their menstrual cycles in the 18th century. It was a period piece"

"Ronald McDonald kills millions of cows and he's the world's most beloved clown, but I butcher one and I ""ruined your son's birthday party""?"

"I had a teacher that refused to fail anyone... No ""F""s given."

"What is black and white and red all over? An Orca on a Japanese whaling ship."

"Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo? A:('A jump rope')"""

"I like my women like i like my upvotes. Under 16 and being fucked with by people online."

"I said to my Doctor, ""I've become a can of deodorant."" He said, ""Are you sure?"" I replied, ""No, I'm Lynx."""

"So Jared Fogle was actually reported to have been spotted at a local Macy's. He heard Boys pant were half off."

"So he left. We don't serve your kind here, says the bartender. A tachyon walks into a bar."