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Joke of the Day

"Ronald McDonald kills millions of cows and he's the world's most beloved clown, but I butcher one and I ""ruined your son's birthday party""?"

"What do you call a blonde in a BMW? Optional. (My manager from Croatia told me this during a shift)"

"Two strangers are introduced ""you have such a lovely name"" ""thanks, I got it for my birthday"""

"What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ? A cry for Alp !"

"I started wearing nicotine patches as a way of easing myself into a smoking habit."

"Boss: ""You're an hour late!"" Guy who is about to invent daylight savings time: ""Haven't you heard?"""

"What do call a whore in Alaska? An eskihoe"

"man walks into a bar with no mouth bartenders says ""looks like you have a drinking problem"""

"What do you call a pedophile musician? A kiddy-fiddler"

"A black guy walks into a bar. Don't worry he's still in his cell."