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Joke of the Day

"R.I.P boiled water. . . You will be mist."

"Why don't the other DC heroes like Nightwing? He's always being a dick to them."

"A recent survey shows... A recent survey shows that nine out of ten people masturbate in the shower. Do you know what the tenth does? No? I guess you're one of the nine then."

"What do you call an snobbish criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."

"If you love someone, throw your earbuds at them. There's a good chance they'll be entangled in them and won't be able to run."

"Are anti-jokes still funny? Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead"

"Hitler did nothing wrong ...... with his art, in my opinion."

"I shouldn't be entrusted with responsibility. I took my pet rock to the lake for an afternoon of swimming... He drowned. RIP Dwayne"

"You know how some people make food exactly as it appears on the cookbook? I guess you could say they made copy and pasta."

"Why did the gamer cross the road? Buy the DLC to find out"