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Joke of the Day

"What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat? ""Men, get on the boat."""

"English class...... Teacher. One day our country will be corruption free. which tense is it?? student. Future impossible tense."

"Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man? The Book of Job."

"What is Canadian graffiti like? Canadian graffiti be like, F WORD (sorry)"

"I'll never forget my grandad's last words on his deathbed. He said: ""I should never have bought this deathbed. Asking for trouble..."""

"Ever heard of a 6.9? It's just another great thing ruined by a period."

"What are Hillary Clinton, Elizabeth Warren, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and Theresa May doing in a room together? ...playing bridge."

"I like when you see a guy with a beard and you can immediately tell he's fashioned his entire thing/vibe/life around having that beard."

"A man walks into a graveyard bar ""Can I get a beer?"" he asks as he walks up to the bar. ""I'm sorry,"" replies the bartender. ""We serve only spirits."""

"My favourite part about playing video games is probably thwarting evil. You never get to thwart anything in real life. I like to thwart."