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Joke of the Day
"Why don't the other DC heroes like Nightwing? He's always being a dick to them."
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"I've been stealing retainers and throwing them in a swamp so that in 1000 or so year archeologists think it's an ancient nerd burial ground"
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"[Pastabot 2000 attempts to hand me another bowl of pasta] Jesus christ not now Pastabot"
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