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Joke of the Day
"My wife has the body of a woman half her age. I suppose I should call the police."
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"Q: What does a wicked chicken lay? A: Deviled eggs."
"What do you call a gay chicken? A cock a dude'll do!"
"What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear? A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy."
"what do exorcists and alcoholics have in common? They both treat their demons with spirits!"
"I'll never forget the first piece of advice my parents gave me when I was young:""Left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot...""It got me far"
"If you ever get a job at a bank, take care not to slice your hand open while handling notes and coins. If that happens, you'll be sure to get a pay cut."
"My Tylenol bottle says ""DO NOT TAKE IF SEAL NOT PRESENT."" Does anyone know how to contact him?"
"I love the way the Earth rotates. It really makes my day."
"Stuffs more popcorn in my face* Why don't bad guys in movies just paint the red wire green?"