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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a gay chicken? A cock a dude'll do!"

"What should you do if you're being attacked by a gang of clowns? Go for the juggler!"

"What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring? Stew."

"Why do Nuns always wear Black & White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have."

"If I ever have a son... I'm going to name him Bashun. And whenever our butler is unable to find him in the house he'll call out at the top of his voice, ""Master Bashun! Master Bashun where are you?"""

"I call my email my ""memail"" because it's filled with personal mails just for me. Here's a heartfelt letter from the Gap. Right in my memail."

"""I'll be black"" the potato dramatically announced moments before going into Sarah Connor's freezer -The Termintator"

"What would Donald Trump do to nuclear weapons? He fires them!"

"Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan."

"Since we seem to be terrified of homosexuals, it would seem that the key to conquering America would be to attack us with an all-Gay army."