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Joke of the Day
"Do you know about Bassist heaven? I've never heard of it"
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"There are two girls sitting at a bar, quietly."
"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob."
"Driving Wizard A wizard is driving down the highway, a man try's to merge into his lane in front of him. The wizard speeds up and yells out the window, ""You shall not pass!"""
"We got a new whiteboard at the office today... It's remarkable!"
"One time I accidentally gave my cat acid. Thought he would really freak out but he just looked at me calmly and said meow for 10 hours."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anthea ! Anthea who ? Anthea get home by 8 O'clock or else !"
"Glad everyone is done talking about the fight. Now how about that May weather?"
"After sex, I take the condom off and make a balloon animal for the lady."
"""wow this rap song is good I wonder who this is"" *waits literally 4 seconds* ""oh there look at that he said his name how convenient"""