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Joke of the Day

"We got a new whiteboard at the office today... It's remarkable!"

"Follow your dreams. Unless you're a narcoleptic who wants to be a limo driver. That's dangerous, dude."

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a bridge What's come over you? Oh two cars a large truck and a coach."

"A guy with a gun enters a bar. ""Who the fuck had sex with my wife?"" he snarled. A voice was heard in the background, ""you don't have enough bullets mate!"""

"Trump joke last night... What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election? ""Pardon me"""

"What does an LGBT couple do to show affection? embruce"

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a boat. The boat sinks. Who survives? America."

"What if a side effect to laxatives was death? That'd be a shitty way to die."

"What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? You can spill your beer on a fiddle."

"You don't fully know your own strength until someone tries to pull you onto a dancefloor against your will."