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Joke of the Day

"If I was a cop, I would write the word 'Influence' on a bridge, and pull over anyone that drives under it."

"What did one beef patty say to the other beef patty? Will you be my grill friend?"

"There is only one pretty child in the world... and every mother has it."

"[OC] I invented a word: plagiarism."

"""The Walking Dad,"" but it's just a guy walking around the house turning off lights and muttering that he's ""not made of money"""

"I'm half Muslim I'm only entitled to 36 virgins"

"If you ever doubt the value of writers, just follow your favorite actor on Twitter."

"2016 ends with Mariah Carey dying On the stage."

"What's the worst thing about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the oven."

"Have you ever smelt moth balls? Well who held his wings back? Oldie but a goodie from my grandpa."