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Joke of the Day

"I'm half Muslim I'm only entitled to 36 virgins"

"May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!"

"Clinton is MY president! His second term is about to end but I truly loved his presidency -Sent from internet explorer"

"What do accountants use for birth control? Their personality."

"An Xbox One got into a fight with a PS4 The ambulance came. Wii U Wii U Wii U."

"My granma got my granpa a new pair of pants. When I asked him how they fit, he said, ""like a cheap castle"". When I looked confused, he explained, ""no ballroom"""

"What does a virgin eat for breakfast? Has it been that long (Depending on the audience, it may be important to complete with a comedic pause and) ... ... since breakfast?"

"Once I meet a hot chick I automatically give her money. So if she says I'm stalking her I can tell the cops she's a hooker."

"In 2012 Kanye made millions from ""Niggas in Paris"" 2016 he lost it to them."

"eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember)."